Attempt to Slay Boredom #1: Yo Mama Jokes!!!

Well, hello.

Guten tag.

Bongiorno.

Bonjour.

Hola.

Konichiwa.

I know you just got bored-er after reading this, but now I'll get to the point. In this post, I will list an assortment of the best Yo Mama jokes I've heard over the span of my obviously pointless life. These are purely for entertainment's sake and are not intended to offend anyone in any way (except for Amanda, of course). XD Let it begin:

• Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the aquarium the whales started singing, "We are family!"
  
• Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
  
• Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
  
• Yo mama is so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly contest but the staff said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
  
• Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
  

Heh, heh. Hope you enjoyed. :D In other news, Llama is apparently the new leader of the free world, as decided by you people. Great job, guys. Btw, Amanda: I was just kidding about offending you with those yo mama jokes (I would never disrespect your mother) but I just HAD to pwn you after that email you sent me. Yeah, the one that blinded me with its glaringly obnoxious text. ;) That was one sick email, I do have to say. Kk everybody, don't forget to attack Blinda on the street for NEVER POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Amanda! :P

Here's one more pwnage before I sign off:
(To the Tune of Frere Jacques)

I like pudding

I like pudding

Yes I do

Yes I do

Amanda is a zombie

Amanda is a yeti

That smells like poo

That smells. P.U.!!!!!!!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beat that childish pwnage resembling that of a 6-year-old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~nERDETTE aRI (hEH, hEH) ^_^

Voila! The Result of my Boredom:

(To the Tune of the chorus of "Love Story" by Taylor Swift) *gag*

Blinda, you're psycho.
You know I can't leave you alone
with a knife; you can't use your cellular phone.
Closed padded walls, and you'll wear a white vest.
You're gonna be sedated; Crazy, just say "yes."

You may, of course, substitute anyone's name into the first part of the song (works best with 2 syllables). I heard this song 3 times yesterday and Issy and I were singing all the lyrics EVERY SINGLE TIME. So you can imagine how badly it got stuck in my head today. I had to slaughter the song somehow, and this is the answer to my prayers. ^_^ Enjoy!!! Btw, Issy told me that I got "scorned" yesterday, so if you ever feel like dissing someone really dorkily, tell them, "You just got scorn'd!!!!!" Don't forget to tell me how that works out! XD

~Nerdette Ari (the SCORN'D Master)

Welcome to this Week's Nerdtastic Book Discussion. I'm Your Host, Nerdette Jong-Jong. XD

So Blinda told me about this book last year I think, and I was in the middle of shirking my responsibilities when I saw the same book on Amazon.com's list of best teen books of 2008. The book is Paper Towns by John Green. Long story short, it's a book of FABULOCITY and I've read more than Blinda. Haha! :P Go here to check out mooooooooore!!! That's all I can say right now, folks... bell's gonna ring! TTFN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMF-ingG! Post Update:
Finished the book last night and the ending is the best &#$% thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, it's imperative that you read the preceeding content first, but the way it ends with the events and the language and the interwoven themes...! Schist, Bwinda--if you don't finish reading it, you're dead to me. ;) And yes, I'll give you the book back.

~Nerdette Ari ^_^

Oh, je ne sais pas...

So I THOUGHT I had a new favorite band, but it's a five/six way tie between...
Oasis, Coldplay, The Beatles, The Verve, and U2...

I should make a poll! But I can't choose, so I guess all of them are my favorite. Ariane's not helping with the process (tisk, tisk... not returning my texts!) But she does go to sleep unusually early.

I will have a new playlist soon! I found tons of coolio songs while being bored and procrastinating on the "important" stuff.
I can't wait until summer vacation! That will give me tons of time to make more posts and playlists and get in tounch with my inner self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But now I have to get like ALL the albums from all of the bands so I can listen to them during my free time!!!! :)

Mais, I still have SCHOOL, and it sucks miserably. I'm slacking off more than usual on my homework and labs and stuff, et je ne sais pas qourquoi!! :'(
I'll survive... ♥

~Bwinda ♪

*Laugh Out Loud!!!!!!!*

David & Goliath tees. Comment if u likeeeeee! I hope u c this Blinda... ^_^

~Nerdette Ari (is still laughing hysterically)

Hey, So Guess What?!

Nothing. I have nothing to say. This happens to me a lot; I ask someone at lunch, "Guess what?" and when they say "what?" I reply, "Actually, I got nothing." It's rather misleading, is it not?


OMG, so we saw the movie "Push," right, and there was this scream-y guy who was doing something pretty freaky with his eyes and then the lollipop chick got owned by the tiger she prophesied would kill the other girl (I always forget her name). But the best part was when the Nick dude injected himself with soy sauce. Yum.

Also, there's this AWESOME website (it's a MMORPG 'cuz I'm a nerd like that) and the avatar design is amazing (it's the best part) but you also get to shoot monsters which a laser gun and play with your friends. You can find it here at fusionfall.com. Try it out, but it does shut down my browser occasionally (Firefox) and it might not let your computer run at it's best, so be warned. Otherwise, it's super fun!!! XD


Hey, So Guess What?! I contradicted what I said earlier in this post because I actually did have something to say and, in fact, now this post is quite long. Yeah, that's just how I rizz-oll. Your will never see me type that again. Ever.

~Your biggest fan, Nerdette Ari (actually, that was a lie) ^_^

Random List of Irritating Irritations

Many people (such as myself) go through the day thinking, "Man, that irritates me," at various points throughout the day. Of course, it may sometimes be expressed in other ways (expletives!), but I'd like to share with you a list of some everyday (and some not-so-everyday) irritations that piss me off:

• When some idiot spills clothes-staining ink on you and everyone but him notices :P
  
• When suddenly everyone is into this thing that you've loved way before it ever got popular
  
• When you get shoved around in the halls and don't get so much as an "I'm sorry."
• When the waiter/waitress at a restaurant gets your order wrong and you flip out and hold a grudge for three months like Blinda
  
• When everything that can go wrong does, and more. And other people are doing just fine at the same thing you're attempting to do
• When you randomly bump a body part really hard into an unexpected object (it's not funny at first, but it's hilarious later!)
• When the potato imps steal/drink your orange juice
• When an inanimate object is causing you some form of distress (e.g. the computer freezes when you're in the middle of typing a report)
• When people are so obviously posers
• When nothing is on tv
• When it's like the whole universe won't let you get this one thing that you really want (or when it seems like the whole universe is against you)
• And last, but certainly not least: When you're forced to see a really bad movie

Well, I hope you enjoyed this very valid, very useless list and I hope it will help you get through your daily irritations (Note: This list is not a remedy for itching or chafing. You probably need some ointment for that). I'll c u on the flip side!

~Nerdette Ari :P :P :P