don't worry ari

don't worry. I officially will make sure that i sign out of this computer so no one will know. hahahaha. did i tell u about my horrible surgery. I have to get it don again, though. :(
i hurts. they stitched my mouth alot. and it hurts

i wuv you awi, thanks for the support.
i will destwoy u.
because wuv huwts
lol
jk
:)

wuv, blinda

u know what, ari?

u know what ari?
i'm officially cooler than u. ha. I can actually have conversations unlike someone i know.
jk

i wuv u ari.
i will destwoy u.
because wuv huwts.

ps. i'm writing from a Best Buy computer.
haha
i'm cooler than u officially.
a besty buy computer!
i didn't know they had internet connection but apparently they do!!!!!!!!!!


wuv
belinda <3

Blinda Terrorizes Chess Players

Ok, so we were both playing online chess like I mentioned earlier and there's a speech box where U can type messages 2 the other player which appear in another box so U can C what people already wrote. So Blinda started having fun by pretending she had "split personalities" that kept bickering at each other about the most random stuff and the other player could C the whole thing. It was sort of an insane Golem thing, if U know what I mean. Here's an example "conversation" between Blinda and her other self:

Chess is 4 nerds
No, it's 4 smart people
But they're all nerds!
No they're not
Yes, they are
No
Yes
NO
YES!!!
I'm gonna kill u!
That would mean u'd kill urself and suicide is 4 nerds
No it's not
Yes it is!
NO!
YES!
Ur such a loser
Ur the loser
U
U
U
U
U!
U!
Soulja Boy, much?


And it would just go downhill from there. Anyway, hope U enjoyed the weird/funny/random story! TTFN!!!
~Nerdette Ari

What is this?

Awiane, if you haven't noticed yet, or maybe you did it on purpose, but you just said that Madame Johnsen AND I retired. I'm not that old, ari. tisk, tisk.

Au Revoir, Madame Johnsen!

Blinda and my French teacher retired this year (sob), so I'm commemorating this whole post to our beloved tacher, Mrs. Johnsen. She was always funny, tres energique, and very peppy, although her pep rarely rubbed off on her students. Yet, dedicated students such as Blinda and I, very much appreciated her high spirits, which brightened up our dreary school days, everyday. The conversations in Madame Johnsen's class were, uh, very "memorable." One day we would talk about how a student gave his friend's dog a concussion while jumping on a bed with a baseball bat, and then the topic would drift into her car's anniversary. There were some great times in your class, Mrs. Johnsen, and we'll miss you very much.
~Nerdette Ari
P.S Blinda stinks like a sweaty armpit!

snopes is awesome.

dear awiane,
snopes is soooo cool. and ur just jealous. hahaha.

OMG!!!

OMG! You've already forced me onto Snopes 1,000,000,000,000 times! You've already read 3/4 of the website! I've seen some funny stuff, but I really don't need to go on again. Jeez. And why do you always start a new post instead of commenting? You're blinding the viewer to the good posts that I write- like the one about the bumper sticker! (See below) ^_^ Anyway, have fun with Snopes, Blinda!
~Nerdette Ari

GO ON SNOPES.COM!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the coolest site ever!!!!!!
Bye Awi.
I wuv you.
I will destwoy you.
because wuv huwts.

yay

YAY!!!!! I'm so happy cuz it's summer vacation!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!
And I'm done with finals!!!!!!!!
And I don't have to see teachers that I hate anymore!!!!
I bet Ari is going to study her butt off all summer. Cuz she's a nerd. But don't worry. I still wuv you. lol.


I wuv you.
I will destwoy you.
Because wuv huwts.

lol.

Bumper Sticker Idea

Ok, picture this on a bumper sticker:

CHESS ISN'T NERDY!
It is simply too challenging for people and their puny minds to comprehend and appreciate its awesomeness, creating a "Sour Grape Effect" (metaphorically speaking of course) in opinion, and therefore it is looked down upon and proclaimed "nerdy."

Please comment!
~Nerdette Ari

Random Oddity of the Day!!!

Today's Oddity of the Day is brought to you by Snopes.com, Nerdette Blinda's fave website (don't ask)! This is really hilarious, but a little weird and viewer discretion is advised (it contains some rude words/images). Enjoy!!! Here's the link:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/austria.asp

I hope it works!

H8rs be hating

For some reason, and I don't know how or why, our blog already has a hate blog. These posers be h8ing and think they can out-do Ze Awesome Nerdettes. We'll just keep doin' our thing despite these h8rs and keep providing you with incredibly nerdy info that you never needed to know! We hope you enjoy it! (We honestly don't even have any viewers for them to steal, anyway...oh well!) Yours till the side walks!
~Nerdettes Ari and Blinda

I'M TURING VEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Ari,
I'm going vegetarian. i watched a disturbing video.
www.goveg.com

i need a life. i hope i don't fail finals.

Awesome Earth Day Icon

This is from the website on the list of links on the left side of the page. I think it's awesome and very true to our "Nerdettes Save the World" theme. Use my graphics! They're awesome!!!
~Nerdette Ari

hahahaha

hahahahaha
ari is going to fail english. So... I figured out what i needed on each final to get a 90 overall average in the subject. Let me begin...
Social studies. I only need a 38
English . I need a 36
Math. This is a bad one. I need a 59
Science. I don't know my average for Q4, but I'm preparing for the worst. I need a 96
French. I need a 24

Haw about u ari? if u don't know how to find out, here's the formula:

2(Q1)+ 2(Q2)+ 2(Q3)+ 2(Q4) 90
------------------------------ = --------
9.00000000000000000000 1

haha ari

dear ari,
i officially confiscated ur monkey and i brainwashed it. hahahahaha. i doesn't know you anymore. i am it's creater. i am it's owner. it responds to ME!!!!! Mua hahahahahahahaha.

Love,
Belinda :)

Random Oddity of the Day

Today in Tech class I made this "jumping monkey" toy out of wood that jumps and spins when you squeeze the handle!!! I colored it in so now the monkey looks like it's emo! I swear, it's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Hopefully I can put up a picture of it later. Oh, also today was my LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!! (Aside from finals). SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^_^ OK, TTFN!
~Nerdette Ari

ewww

snopes.com
fautography
bugs
brown recluse

scary image

www.snopes.com
fauxtography
people
brian peppers

Ari is a NERD

Ari is NERD. Ari is a NERD.

Buy the CD!!!

Everyone buy the Istant Karma Save Darfur CD. amnesty International. I has John Lennon songs and raise awareness of what's going on in Darfur.
Including u, ari. I'm not gonna make u a coopy. only the all- american rejects CD.
yay.

My favorite james blunt songs

you're beautiful
one of the brightest stars
same mistake
wise men
cry
no bravery
1973
goodbye my lover

My Favorite John Lennon Songs

Imagine
Give peace a chance
#9 dream
mother
Isolation
power to the people
just like starting
Instant karma
cold turkey
Whatever gets you through the night
watching the wheels
ari- buy the CD. no. i'll make u a copy.

my favorite artists

Here's a list of my favorite artists-
Coldplay
The Beatles
Oasis
The Turtles
John Lennon
3 Doors Down
James Blunt even though he has an annoying voice
I'll post more once I think of them.
This makes me have more posts than ari.
I'm so happy
not really.
ugh.

Ari needs to help me study

Ari- You totally need to help me study fo finals or else. like, i don't get anything. i need help
:(

I totally forgot father's day :(

I feel really bad because I totally forgot it's father's day. until Ari reminded me. So now i have to make a super cool card for my dad and ari's goona help me, Right? yay.