Monday, June 1, 2009

Nerdism, Part II (With Some Bonus Features!!!)

Sorry this is getting posted about half a month after the first one. XD Contrary to popular belief, I do have somewhat of a life (Got mine off eBay for cheap, boi!!)

I know that the privilege of being a nerd is almost way too much for most of us to handle. But after we finally get over the fact that we're made of awesome (referring to us nerdfighters, of course), how many of us have decided what to do with our awesome??? Boy, do I have the solution for you! It's...


Jk. XD

There's this fabulous concept forming in the minds of certain nerds and nerd-assisters and that is:

The SAPAFR Nerd Revolution!!! (The acronym will be elaborated on at a later date)

All you need to know about the SAPAFR Nerd Revolution is that, in the near future, nerds around the globe will combine their efforts in the creation of a massive wave of nerd technology and culture that will make all objects on Earth that do not support nerdism obsolete.

Translation: We're gonna invent some microscopic bombs (with built-in artifical intelligence, of course) that will fly into the ears of stupid people (ex: George W. Bush ;)) and implode in their minds, eliminating all unwanted threats to humans and nerds alike. Of course, we will scientifically determine which people around the world are stupid enough to destroy, plus, this method is so ingenius, no one will be able to figure out (let alone prevent) their cause of death!!!

Honestly, if civil rights and youth have their own movement, I think nerds should [legally] be entitled to one too. XD

Much thanks to Vicky for co-devising this brilliant plan!!!!!!!!B!!!!!Meyer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!is!!!!the!!!!!!!!!!!!sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pimp!!!!!!!

C'mon nerdfighteria, tell us what you think (This includes you, Blinda, as you contribute nothing else to this blog because the other aspects of your life are Oh Soooo Important)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

~Nerdette Ari (now has the song "eBay" by Weird Al stuck in her head)
P.S. Yes, I know I capitalize and de-capitalize (Is that a word?) the word directly following my parentheses inconsistently, but this is the sorta stuff they just don't teach you in English. :(

1 comment:

Ze Awesome Nerdettes said...

Here are ze bonus features I spoke of earlier:

-Blinda, Vicky and I all own awesome fedoras. If you wish to be part of the Fedora Fanatics, spin around 5 times, then chug 13 ounces of soda. Heh, heh, you look funny.

-Go to for extreme gaming pleasure

-What's YOUR favorite color???

-A Flying Bison has 4 stomachs

Ciao for now,

~Nerdette Ari