I hereby challenge Amanda Spazzule to a virtual pwnage war via comments on the blog. The rules are simple: opponents take turns posting comments and keep pwning each other to the death. ^_^
I get really bored during Keyboarding, so I thought it'd be a good idea to start up the Pwnage War again. Post a comment with your response!!!
P.S. Absolutely NO ONE participates in the Nerdette Point Challenges, but I'm not deeply hurt on the inside by it, so if anyone DOES want the challenges to continue speak now or forever hold your peace; the activities might never see the light of day again.
P.P.S. EVERYBODY COMMENT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! The one with the most comments gets a cookie!!!
I bid you adieu,
~NERDETTE ARI (LUVS ALL CAPS)
10 comments:
Ariane...I accept your challenge,
(makes the "I'm watching you" motion)
Well, before I continue on...
GAH! I HAVE TO DO MY ENGLISH RESEARCH PAPER (glares at you) STOP DISTRACTING ME DAMMIT!
Which reminds me.
The ULTIMATE PWNAGE is going to take place soon. Of course, you have no idea, at all, what-so-ever, what it is, but I can assure you that you will be begging for mercy by the time it occurs. Unfortunately, despite the fact that it must be a secret, I really want to tell you...BUT I CAN'T (hits head on wall) I just hope it comes soon...
Um, so yeah.
yes, these are the PWNage wars. And, and just for future reference, I have asked Vicky to come join me in PWNing you, and she accepted; now, BOTH of us are trying to PWN you. Vicky isn't as determined as I am, but she's still my alliance (MUA HA HA!)
Anyways, let's forget the PWNing for a while...
OMFG! KYLE XY. IS. ON. TONIGHT.
HOLY FREAKING SHIT OF THE BIBLE--I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S COMING BACK! THANK THEE LORD! YEYEYEYY! I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW--THERE ARE NO WORDS THAT CAN DESCRIBE MY HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW! MAJOR HYPERVENTILATION!
So...
...
Belinda, if you're reading this, I'm sorry you have to get involved in this PWNage War. but, hey, if you join my side--I can promise you free, hott, shmexy pictures of Sylar; cookies; and the joy of PWNing Ari. I have to say, PWNing Ari is REALLY fun! =D HOLY FRAP! MISERY BUSINESS CAME OUT AND SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME! The music was slow and smooth...THEN MISERY BUSINESS IS RANDOMLY BLASTING FROM MY LAPTOP...scary moment that was...
Umm...
I must go now, before I get any more distracted from my research paper. my computer's actually working now, and I don't need it shutting down on me again.
SEE YA!
P.S. Ari you stink.
P.S.S. =P
(Ooc)Lol!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bic)I CANNOT belive u, Amanda. U have 2 shame the world by feebly attempting 2 pwn me, then u try 2 recruit other innocent people 2 do the same?! It's rather increcdulous. (I feel like typing as if I were an evil genius, perhaps with an English accent). HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Unknowingly, I pwn u when u freaked out from hearing Misery Business because I set up the music player, weeks b4 it would pwn u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA! Ok, and also, Vicky may say she's helping u 2 pwn me, but I will secretly turn her against u when u least expect it!!!!!! (Besides the fact that I actually just told u of my confidential plan. My bad.) And I hope Kyle XY gets cancelled! Double MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And, FYI, I smell quite nice, actually. I look forward to pwning u soon!
~(Evil genius) Awi
Actually, the music player PWned me--NOT YOU!
1) Victoria will NEVER backstabb me (unless for a perfectly good reason)
2) I have something that Victoria wants to borrow from me--so if she is to betray me--THEN SHE WON'T EVER GET IT!
3) ARI, YOU DO TO STINK! YUCK! Did you forget to put on deodorant or something--jeezums, TAKE A FREAKING SHOWER!
4) I'm singing "Can't Smile Without You" in my head, repeatedly, right now.
5) The Ultimate PWNage is coming...prepare yourself.
6) You just spoiled your diabolical plan to me. Good job, "Ninja" (notice the air quotation marks)
7) Once again--LEARN HOW TO TYPE, WOMAN!
8) I am PWNing you right now...BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT! It's not on this site; it's not in school; it's on a website. And, no, it's not Maximum-x, Facebook, Myspace, or Fanfiction. Good luck finding it! If you do, I will bestow you upon the Ultimate PWNage before it takes place--thus, I will lose
CRAP THE BELL!
Amanda, don't crap on the bell, it's not sanitary!!! Ohhhhhhh, who stinks now? What now Amanda??? Jk, jk ^_^ (Please don't hurt me).
K, bell's gonna ring soon, so I will feebly attempt 2 scope out ur "pwnage" on the internet; I WILL find it eventually... And I use very fragrant Green Apple shampoo, so THERE!!!!! I'm also letting u know that even if u DO post the most comments, u will not receive a cookie. *Evil laugh* ^_^ My last comment is that I am the most ninja-y ninja u will ever meet, and don't u 4get it!
EVER!
~Nerdette Ari MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Guess what Amanda? I'm srry ur comment didn't post, but I just had 2 tell u.
ICE IS TRAPPED BY MEXICAN PEGUINS OFF THE COAST OF PENNSICOLA!!!! THE DIABOLICAL PENGUINS TIED HIM UP WITH ROPE AND NOW HE'S DANGLING OVER A VAT OF MOLTEN GUACAMOLE!!! ONLY U CAN SAVE HIM NOW... UNLESS U DON'T. (Dum, dum, dum...)
HA! Made u run 4,378 miles to Pennsicola only to find that there's nothing but snow and crap there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflamaorotflamaorotflamaorotflamao PWND.
KK, TTYL!!!
~Awi :D
Alright, I will respond to your most recent comment later...first...let me try to retype what I originally wrote.
Okay, first of all, I have no intention on crapping on the bell; that's the bird's job (Seriously, if they can crap on cars, who's to say they can't do it on a school bell? But I leave no comment on how the bird gets IN the school...) I mean, unless, YOU want to make a dump on the bell...that's a little disturbing, so I wouldn't reccommend it...
YES! YOU'RE FINALLY USING SHAMPOO AND SUCH! GOOD! YOU NEED IT!
Anyways (don't you just love this word?)
(with a straight and serious face on) YOU'RE going to search for my undetected Pwnage? (...) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! (starts hysterically laughing, and rolls on the floor, with tears streaming down face) OH YEAH, RIGHT! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! YOU'LL NEED IT!
Here, I'll give you a hint: the PWNage is NOT on Myspace, Facebook, Fanfiction, Maximum-X, or (you may be disappointed) Deviant Art. You can always check those places (I could be lying, as we speak; for all you know, it could be in binder, or my art cubby. How about this? If you tell me what place you're guessing (like a specific place in my house or something--like under my bed) then I'll let you know if you're right or not) just in case, but it's your choice. The deadline...well, it varies; the Ultimate Pwnage can happen anytime, anyplace (THE SUPERSLEUTHS ARE ON THE CASE!) so, when it does, that's when it's too late.
Oh, by the way, just because Victoria has betrayed me, doesn't mean I don't have any alliances (smiles evilly) I have been getting stronger, and have been building up my army against you. I can assure you that if you are to meet my army--you would be crying for your mommy. Let me tell you, IF my army happens to randomly attack you--you're screwed. But, since I'm so nice, I won't do that, and I'll toy around with your mind for just a little bit longer. (Oh, and, no, it's not any one of our friend--we shouldn't force our friends to choose sides, it's not right)
And, let's make a pact, shall we? When one of us dies--we will respect one another's grave, and NOT pwn it. As much as I would love to--it is disrespectful, and ninjas would be ashamed of me. You know what they say--DEATH before DISHONOR!
GAAHHH I CAN't REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED TO yOU THE OTHER dAY! DAMMIT!
The word verification of the day is...
theleade
AWESOME! I'm in THELEADE (XD get it? the lead? theleade? it--never mind, I apparently can't humor people with my jokes. In the AMANDA'S TEN COMMANDMENTS it says, Thou shall not make good jokes. Yeah, I know, it sucks. Don't remind me.
DAMN THIS FREAKING SCHOOL BELL TO HELL!
Lol! One day I'd like to hear the rest of "AMANDA'S TEN COMMANDMENTS." Oh, and for the record, you are NOT in "theleade," but I do agree that the winner should not be disrespectful and pwn the other's grave, yet I don't know who this mysterious "they" you speak of is and why they're talking about death before dishonor...
Whoa, I can't believe you type so much. Anyways (that is an awesome word), I hope you answer my other post soon, heh, heh. And I will find your pwnage yet!!!!!!! My first guess is that it's written underneath your armpit!!! Am I getting close???
HEY!!! "SUPERSLEUTHS"!!! That reminds me of "Ask Uncle Luna"! I cant believe some idiot reported it. ;-(
So, I'm just letting you know that I will forever pwn you (although everyone already knows that...) and I can prove it by making a pear disappear!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, can you do that? I don't think so! C U on the flip side!!!!!!!!!
~Ari
You? Make a pear disappear? Well, of course it would disappear; the second it looked at you, it would spontaneously combust. And, I mean that in a bad way--not a good way (since you're probably not smart enough to realize that)
Oh, and also, you may own a pear, BUT ARE YOU EATING A RED VELVET MADE FROM SCRATCH CAKE? I DIDN'T THINK SO! IT'S REALLLLLYYYY GOOD!
MUA HA HA HA!
I'm just stopping by to show you this awesome video. (By the way, before you watch it, I'M YOUR IPOD HUMAN =D)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phbe8mEDMe4&feature=channel
(Warning: Belinda will not like what is shown in the end)
1) If the pear DID combust (which it WOULDN'T) technically it wouldn't really disappear because the scattered bits of pear would still exist.
2) U will never b my iPod human!!! Ryan Higa is a much awesomer one!!!
~This one was short & sweet(NOT!)
Ari :D
I just realized that we can't virtually pwn each other once Keyboarding's over!!!!!!!!!! ;-( :(
Extreme sadness/desolation.
Yet I will pwn you anyway!!! ;) So this is the bonus pwnage:
I take out a can of pepper spray and you flinch, so I spray it in your mouth and you say, "Hey, this actually tastes really good!" and while you're distracted I spray some right in your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh, heh. Evilness.
Wuv, Awesome-Pwner Ari
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