Random List of Irritating Irritations

Many people (such as myself) go through the day thinking, "Man, that irritates me," at various points throughout the day. Of course, it may sometimes be expressed in other ways (expletives!), but I'd like to share with you a list of some everyday (and some not-so-everyday) irritations that piss me off:

• When some idiot spills clothes-staining ink on you and everyone but him notices :P
  
• When suddenly everyone is into this thing that you've loved way before it ever got popular
  
• When you get shoved around in the halls and don't get so much as an "I'm sorry."
• When the waiter/waitress at a restaurant gets your order wrong and you flip out and hold a grudge for three months like Blinda
  
• When everything that can go wrong does, and more. And other people are doing just fine at the same thing you're attempting to do
• When you randomly bump a body part really hard into an unexpected object (it's not funny at first, but it's hilarious later!)
• When the potato imps steal/drink your orange juice
• When an inanimate object is causing you some form of distress (e.g. the computer freezes when you're in the middle of typing a report)
• When people are so obviously posers
• When nothing is on tv
• When it's like the whole universe won't let you get this one thing that you really want (or when it seems like the whole universe is against you)
• And last, but certainly not least: When you're forced to see a really bad movie

Well, I hope you enjoyed this very valid, very useless list and I hope it will help you get through your daily irritations (Note: This list is not a remedy for itching or chafing. You probably need some ointment for that). I'll c u on the flip side!

~Nerdette Ari :P :P :P