Wednesday, January 7, 2009

SO PWND!

If you have no idea what I'm talking about in this post, your gonna have to catch up. Here are the reasons why Amanda shall FOREVER be pwnd by me:
  • I put snow in her hood that one day when we were sprinkle-ing those chocolate pretzels for Art Club. Oh yeah, that was all me.
  • On that same day, my sprinkles pwnd by being more attractive, muscular, and tastier than her sprinkles.
  • I have a partition of T-Square bodyguards readily available to defend me. What now?
  • I command the Cheez Doodles.
  • Saphira is MY bffl.
  • I can own her in 52 different competitive board games. Just try me.
  • Chocolate milk most definitely pwns orange juice. Period. HA!!!
I think that's a long enough list, but if any more evidence is needed, feel free to consult me about more reasons. TAKE THAT AMANDA!!!!! OH YIZZ-EAH!!!

Oh-em-gee,
U were pwnd by me.
I'm pwnin' u just like a maple tree.
I am the queen.
U can't pwn me
cuz I am Ar-i
Ar, Ari
Bow down,
Bow to me!!!!!!!!!

Lol, beat that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
~Nerdette Ari

2 comments:

Amanda said...

Ariane...you are pathetic.

Well, I already told you my opinions on the matter, so I don't need to repeat myself, do I?

Oh, and before I go on, may I remind you that YOU FORGOT YOUR OWN PWNage SONG IN SCHOOL! JEEZUMS, ARIO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR AWESWOME THEME SONG (that, my friend, is just REALLY sad. I hope you realize that)

Anyways...MIDGET...since you have called me a "hippo" then, I might as well live up to the name. And, to do such, I SHALL CRUSH YOUR PETITE, and otherwise small and worthless, BODY SO THAT YOU SUFFOCATE AND DIE! Thus, you shall never PWN me.

And, if I die...well, I'm not good enough for Heaven, and Hell's afraid I'll take over--so, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life (MUA HA HA HA!) Ohhhhhh what now?

I'll think of a song eventually (I don't feel like it now) So, just give me a couple of days. (Although, I already have my Orange Juice song--so, that already makes Orange Juice totally PWN Chocolate Milk. And don't make a song for CHocolate Milk to try to PWN back Orange Juice. Orange Juice is not like any other drink--It is something special that we must treasure in our hearts.)

Oh, and just so you know, I'm not going to finish that long cheesy comment that I wrote for you and Bwinda. When I write something, if I pause and go back to it later, I forget my train of thought, and I don't remember what I was going to write. So, don't expect me to write more to it (unless I randomly feel like it)

GAAAAHHHHHHHH!

...

Bwinda, you need to get Verizon or something. I sent out the AWESOMNEST message for the New Year, and I couldn't send it to you because it would be cut off (at least I think it would) If you have no clue what I'm talking about, go ask Ariane. She knows what I mean (>^-^)> (I feel so proud of myself--I'm typing this whole thing with a cover over the keyboard. MAN I'M GOOD! Unlike you, Ari, who can't spell, type, or write a word without speaking "CHATSPEAK" for her life. Seriously, RETAKE ENGLISH! If I recall, we weren't allowed to use things like "LOL, u, 2, 4get, omh, nm, wat," and other words like that (although, I can't resist writing LOL...)

Wow, this whole topic is really random.

I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore--and at the moment, I can care less.

WE MUST START ZE NEW TREND ON FANFICTION SOON! ALthough, you are right Ari, we have to ask Daniella and Teresa. And, yeah, one of us need to do Daniella since Vicky and Teresa don't really know her. ALthough I already did Victoria, I could do Daniella as well, if you want. I don't have much of a life anyway, so I might as well.

The word verification of the day IS...(drum roll) makermi

Makermi? Reminds me of Miami...HEY THATS A PLACE IN FLORIDA!

Got to go. Bell's going to ring (stupid bell...I'll destroy it one day)

Talk to ya later.

LOL.

Byeeeeeee

~The PWNing nerdy, awesome, amazing better than you girl who shall conceal her identity (although I'm pretty sure you know who it is...i mean, my name IS up there somewhere)

Ari said...

Crap, my comment didn't post!!!!!
I have one thing to say to you Amanda:


flatulence


Now as you contemplate what that means, I'll sneak a snake into your bag.

~Nerdette Ari^_^